nikkipher:

THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED

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lindsaylohoean:

i failed at raising a tamagotchi how the fuck am i supposed to raise a child

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gafsketchbook:

This is why i think Avatar should be R rated 

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googlebus:

australiansanta:

erisender:

my birthday cake this year. based off of this text post

HARRY

my legacy

I remember this post!

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kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

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thefrogman:

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mashable:

Lena the Rottweiler totally understands your love of a nice, relaxing shower after a long day.

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